You just made me feel so damn special
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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