So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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