She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize
