A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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