that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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