Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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