That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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