She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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