weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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