We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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