I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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