we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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