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im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i just had sex bonerless
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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