I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Jerry, you need to find god
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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