HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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