Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
