I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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