butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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