Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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