I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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