Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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