It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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