Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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