Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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