so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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