I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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