I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
