Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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