There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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