I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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