I wannas sexs uuuuu
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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