Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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