You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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