he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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