Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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