How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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