So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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