try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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