So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I enjoy the company of your penis
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize
