I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
birth control should be required to get into college
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
