Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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