About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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