What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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