Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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