you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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