Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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