So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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