Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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