'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
