I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Houston, we have a blender
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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