i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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