I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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