Christians are straight up FREAKS
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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