playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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